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Thursday, October 07, 2004

But first, a joke

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war.
After he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand
and George asks him what his name is. "Billy".
"What is your question, Billy?

"I have 3 questions, first, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is? "Steve" "And what is your question, Steve?" I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth.
what the heck happened to Billy?"

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